I can barely make stick figures. This BLOWS my mind!
I wear glasses all the time. I've tried contacts and there's still something a bit disconcerting about sticking a piece of plastic into my head while simultaneously slugging my finger into my eye and stopping right before I poke my retina closer to my brain. Or worse.
But then there's the smudging. The constant smudging....aaaaaaaa.
Did I mention glasses make hats look really small?
Glasses made this ten gallon hat a 4 oz toy.
In case you missed it...
I was in Colorado Springs for the Thanksgiving holiday and had to run to the store for orange juice. No big deal - it was Friday and the place was dead.
I grabbed the o.j. and got to the express checkout. A new guy was working the lane and it took him a good 15 minutes to ring up the guy in front of me (who, at the end of his checkout, then asks, 'Can I get a couple packs of cigarettes, too.'). The newbie cashier had to call over a manager. Twice.
I didn't care, I'm on vacation. The six people behind me? They were less than impressed.
When I got back to my in-laws, I noticed his name on the receipt.
Dude, your name is the superlative adjective for your day.
But at least he told me to have a good day!
My wife is hardcore crafty and she came across this recipe on Pintrest.
Find the full recipe online, but you can pretty much walk your way through it...
We paired the penguins with crackers, cream cheese and jalapeno jelly. Awesome!!