If you have an uncle, aunt or other family member that needs to filter their farts, the go to gift this year is the Shreddie!
I don't know how they work, but I'm betting I could find a few people to give these a try.
I can barely make stick figures. This BLOWS my mind!
I wear glasses all the time. I've tried contacts and there's still something a bit disconcerting about sticking a piece of plastic into my head while simultaneously slugging my finger into my eye and stopping right before I poke my retina closer to my brain. Or worse.
But then there's the smudging. The constant smudging....aaaaaaaa.
Did I mention glasses make hats look really small?
Glasses made this ten gallon hat a 4 oz toy.
In case you missed it...
I was in Colorado Springs for the Thanksgiving holiday and had to run to the store for orange juice. No big deal - it was Friday and the place was dead.
I grabbed the o.j. and got to the express checkout. A new guy was working the lane and it took him a good 15 minutes to ring up the guy in front of me (who, at the end of his checkout, then asks, 'Can I get a couple packs of cigarettes, too.'). The newbie cashier had to call over a manager. Twice.
I didn't care, I'm on vacation. The six people behind me? They were less than impressed.
When I got back to my in-laws, I noticed his name on the receipt.
Dude, your name is the superlative adjective for your day.
But at least he told me to have a good day!