This went through my head:

What's the deal with this girl's face?
Her father probably lost a bet in dominos. 

How much do you think she got paid?
I'm guessing three donkeys and a bushel of corn. 

What's the deal with this entire video?
Nothing at all.

100 tons of dynamite and this STILL doesn't crumble? Sounds like we need MORE dynamite. 

This was my commencement speech in 2000. A few years before, I vaguely remember someone mentioning that Kurt Vonnegut was the author. That would be incorrect.

The true author is Mary Schmich. And she delivered it to my class at North Central College for her first graduation address on a blisteringly humid June day. Schmich's since become a Pulitzer prize winner and probably made a dollar or two off the Baz Luhrman 'song.' 

I came across this today from David Foster Wallace. Do you remember your commencement speech? Good stuff. 

You're never going to wash your hands the same way again.

Watch this and learn how you can reduce by 1 paper towel a day...AND you'll never wash your hands the same again. Share it with a friend too!